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This means that there is nobody to check that they fit properly no inspection of the

This means that there is nobody to check that they fit properly, no inspection of the health of the eye and no advice on cleaning and maintenance.Worse, easy access brings an easy-going attitude to their use. Like all fashion crazes, they come with their own health warning.
A loophole in the law means cocktail lenses can be sold anywhere – across the counter, on market stalls or by mail order. There is no optical problem they correct, so there is no need for an optician. I guess in those situations you’ve just got to roll with it.”. THEY can make your irises sparkle, change colour or disappear.

You can choose stars or stripes or have tiny faces peeping from behind your eyelashes The windows to the soul have got the decorators in. Cocktail lenses – cosmetic contact lenses with no optical power – are the newest thing on the dancefloor and the catwalk. The designer Alexander McQueen has featured them on his models and they are attracting a growing following. Followed Higgins through every round.”"Is she still single?”"Yeah. It might be something to do with the fact she keeps her uterus in a pot in the garage.

It puts men off.”"I should imagine so.”(Even more wine.)”Hey, you’ll never guess what happened to our practice nurse.”"What?”"She was doing a smear the other day, popped the speculum in and a strawberry fell out.”"You’re kidding What did she do?”"Ignored it.”"That’s amazing I’d have pissed myself Was it ripe?”"Does it matter?”"No. Why did you relocate your surgery up Barton Hill?”"For the view.”"Bollocks. It’s so all the really sick patients collapse half-way up and never make it to the front door.”(More wine.)”So did you see the snooker?”"In parts I was on call. The first three houses had it on but the last had Moll Flanders.”"I hate it when that happens Did you ask them to switch over?”"Didn’t need to.