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This one is a wonderful exception

This one is a wonderful exception.Tel: 0995 640 756.BEST SCOTTISH CHEESEGalloway Mature from the Galloway Cheese Company (marketed as McLelland Mature). Faced with the prospect of the demise of the Milk Marketing Board next month and higher prices for milk for cheesemaking, this company has gone into voluntary liquidation. A fine Scottish cheese will vanish unless someone comes to the rescue. Tel: 041 552 2962.BEST VEGETARIAN CHEESEJ K Longman’s Traditional Mature Cheddar from Ditcheat, Somerset. Some 200 cheeses on show were vegetarian but didn’t advertise the fact, which shows how far vegetarian cheeses have come. Tel: 0749 860 213.CHEESELOVER’S TROPHYLoddiswell Cheese from Loddiswell, Avondale, South Devon A semi-soft goat’s cheese, about2-3lb, chosen for character Tel: 054 882 1387.. If you typed in a URL, please make sure you have typed it correctly.

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}. MY FRIEND Clarissa called me and said, ‘What are you doing this evening? I’m having some people round. You must come.’ I said, ‘I’d love to, but I can’t’ She said, ‘Oh what a pity. I’ve got Lonnie and Ronnie and Connie and Bonny coming.’ And then she adds with considered casualness, ‘Oh and Ralph will be dropping by too. Ralph Fiennes.’

It wasn’t clear at first if Clarissa actually knew Ralph Fiennes, because everyone in New York refers to famous people by their first names, whether they know them or not. (A little while ago, I was at the movies with a girlfriend when all of a sudden she said, ‘Look, there’s Spike]’ I looked, and, sure enough, the grumpy-looking homunculus in a cagoule sitting in front of us was Spike Lee, a man with whom my girlfriend is about as personally intimate as a cereal packet. Another time, I was with a man in a cab that was stuck in traffic on Park Avenue.

‘Oh,’ he said, pointing out the window, ‘it’s Henry.’ I turned in the direction of my companion’s pointing finger expecting to find his uncle, or one of his old history professors. But there, standing toadily on the sidewalk, was none other than Henry Kissinger.) Anyway, as it turned out, Clarissa really did know Ralph Fiennes. And so – in a different and altogether less congenial way – did I.
Some years ago, I went out to the Yorkshire moors to do a set report on the Paramount remake of Wuthering Heights starring Fiennes and Juliet Binoche. I watched them shooting a scene where Fiennes, as Heathcliff, discovers that his beloved Caaathy is deaaad and, in a state of high freak, starts banging his head against a tree. I can’t actually remember the details of the piece I wrote, but the general tone, I fear, was a little facetious. Later, I heard through friends of friends that it had not gone down well with the people at Paramount, but I didn’t think about it much until a couple of years later when I went out to Cracow, to do a set report on Schindler’s List.Everything went smoothly until I tried to talk to any of the actors.